nachtlichter
My name is Higgins. I’m a genuine Scottish haggis who - under unexplainable circumstances - got lost in Frankfurt, Germany. Fact is that Joschij, a ginger cat, found me doddering on a balcony on a cold Sunday evening in November. He caringly brought me in and since then, I’m observing mysterious occurences in my new home.
I frankly must confess that this is a very strange place. Not only the cats (apart from Joschij, a one-eyed grey pirate called Jurij is living here) are completely bonkers, also the human named Nali is utterly nuts. Therefore I would be grateful for some advice and assistance here in the PWHSG (Poor Wee Haggis Support Group).
Meanwhile, I’m already well into observing the incidents and gathering stories. This one has been the weirdest so far and the worst is that it keeps repeating each and every morning and evening. Furthermore, as you can see in the pictures, I also might be involved in the utter madness sooner or later…
Old Folks Loony Bin episode 47 – Dispensing medication
While early in the morning Nali, the human, is standing dozily in the kitchen and reflecting which cat needs which medication and why that, kidney-grandpa Joschij bellows at her because he can’t wait to receive his liquid cream treat.
At the same time, cardiac grandpa Jurij is lurking in the hall longing for his recompense treat - but certainly not for the two capsules containing four tablets of vital importance which the human had filled lovingly by hand.
These capsules must be catapulted by a syringe-like applicator into Jurij’s little mouth – what he absolutely detests. Cardiac grandpa is very clever at manoeuvering the capsules into his mouth corner or cheek pouch and spitting them whithersoever at a suitable moment.
As soon as Joschij has done with licking his cream treat containing pestled blood pressure medication, Jurij reacts to Nali‘s “Come here, cutie” by running quickly into the living room. His servant could also say “Piss off” or nothing – the result would be the same. Although Nali‘s pursuit is relentless, the one-eyed pirate is deft at finding hidy-holes at hard-to-reach places.
Human is doing her daily dozen! After jogging together around the coffee table, the scoundrel targets her, sorry, our bedroom. Knowing full well that the depth of the maid’s huge desk offers him much room for “Bet you can’t catch me” games. Nali must prevent this weird plan by any means! Thus she’s galoping behind the striped one, reaching out her arms and stumbling over strategically placed cat toys…
…whilst cardiac grandpa cat Jurij is sitting smirking on our bed and thinking to himself:
„ One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest“…
HELP ME POOR WEE HIGGINS BEFOR…..!
